National Security

Columbia Pictures presents an Outlaw/Intermedia/Firm Films production

Starring: Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn

Directed by: Dennis Dugan(But who really cares?)

Plot: I'll sum it up this way. They tried and let me say tried to make a funny movie about a black guy who is serious about being black and a over the top police men. This plot was so bad that I don't even feel like writing about it. Basically these two guys who are security guards haft to stop some bad guys from dealing out stolen metal or some krap. They get into silly problems constantly and end up fighting which is just boring.

Acting: Simple there is none. I thought "Hey Bad Boys 2 is coming and that looks good so maybe Martin Lawrence is turning his career around and making cool movies" I was dead wrong!!! He was annoying from the first scene. I wanted him to die I really did. He maybe has two good moments in this movie which wear off quick. Steve Zahn tries to keep this movie alive but I don't think anyone could. These two didn't work well together at all it was like 48 hours on really bad crack. I mean okay I get it a white guy and a black guy but this just sucked.

Writing/Directing: I feel bad for these guys who made this movie. I can see what they were thinking. A movie about security guards who want to be cops. That is a cute idea. But when you fill a movie with bad jokes and scenes that just don't make sense you basically have killed yourself movie wise. I mean the trailer is much better then the movie I loved the trailer so much it killed me actually. In the movie they will have a really funny scene and then kill it by making Lawrence say something really stupid. All the dialogue they gave Martin was about him being black or him wanting to hit on ugly chicks. This confused me to a point where I wanted to jump off a bridge. I mean even Black Knight allowed him to do what he does best, which is act crazy and goofy. In this he just came off as a stupid racist prick. So I hope they never make a movie like this again because it was so bad I started to just day dream about what I would do to make it better. So if you put Martin Lawrence in a movie make sure Will Smith is in it, because then you'll be just fine.

Overall: This is amazingly the worst movie I've seen lately I don't want to say this year because it just started but I mean god this was bad. I went to see this because the trailer tricked me and it was either this or Kangaroo Jack or a Guy Thing which I have heard are just as bad as this. That is amazing, I think we need national security just to protect us from these god awful movies. I suggest stay home and rent a movie. Or go jogging and get off your ass.

Stars:1/2 (And I am being generous)