Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Newline Cinema presents

Starring: John Cho, Kal Penn, Neil Patrick Harris

Directed by: Danny Leiner

Rating: *****

Plot: Two guys are smoking pot and get hard core munchies to the extreme and decide to go snack on the best food ever... WHITE CASTLE BITCHES!!! So these two guys go on an adventure to get these burgers while running into jack ass extreme guys, stupid cops, slutty chicks, ugly as fuck guys and learn what life is really about having a good time and eating small burgers with onions on them, Hilarity ensues.

Acting: What the fuck am I doing writing about this movie? Also another good question why am I writing about the acting in this movie? I will use this section of my review to explain that I love these two guys. John Cho from the American Pie movies and the under rated Better Luck Tomorrow plays Harold and up tight Asian guy who cares too much about his work. Kal Penn from the under rated Van Wilder movie and some other crap plays Kumar a kick ass Indian guy who is smart but would rather be a smart ass and have sex with hot chick and eat and smoke then go to class (Good man!). Why I believe this movie rocks is because these two guys are very likable guys. I could see myself chilling with them anytime. So I beg the makers of this film to make a sequel and make a sequel now!!!

Directing/ Writing: The director of this movie made one of the most horrible movies ever made called Dude Where is my Car. I think I one point in my boring life I claimed I'd one day kick the living shit out of this guy. I take that all back. He made up for that movie ten fold by making this movie. This movie is simply a guilty pleasure where you can laugh your ass off at stupid stuff for like a hour or so and just have a good time with fun characters. Unlike Dude where is my car this movie actually has a flow to it and is over the top but not too over the top, while I guess so but it at least didn't have aliens in it. The movie uses low brow comedy to the max by having shit jokes, penis jokes, gay jokes, Doogie Howser jokes and the list goes on. The thing is I couldn't stop laughing while watching this movie. It is much more entertaining than the upsettingly bad Anchorman and as even better then a movie I really enjoyed (Mainly because guys got hit in the nuts and because Chuck Norris was in it) called Dodgeball. Still this movie just had everything for a guy like me, and hey if you can find a girl who enjoys this movie, never let go of her she is perfect because a chick who likes this movie ROCKS.

Overall: This movie kicks your ass and my ass at the exact same time. If you don't see this your a bitch. Plain and simple. If you don't catch it in theatres make sure you get it on DVD you won't regret it. Man I need some White Castle this review is over!!!