Bad Boys 2

Jerry Bruckheimer presents

Directed by: Michael Bay

Starring: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence

Rating:****

Plot: The bad boys are back and this time they are trying to stop Cuban guys from importing tons of drugs into the country. This sounds like a 80's movie, but wait!!! There are car chases and gun play and messing around which lasts 2 hours and thirty minutes! One word represents this movie: Wow.

Acting: Well this is kind of a pointless section for reviewing this movie because who really needs acting in this movie. I haft to say Will Smith is just one cool guy and makes this shit work well. He is funny and mainly over the top through out this movie but man I loved it. Now for his partner Martin Lawrence I really have never liked any movie he's been in besides the Bad Boys 1 and this. I think its because he and Will Smith can just easily work off of each other and have a really fun time doing it. Like I doubt they took this project seriously and that is what makes this movie so much fun. I mean the greatest scenes are when Martin takes some E and he was just brilliant and I never thought I could think that.

Directing/Writing: I have always liked Bruckheimer he always produces cool stuff. Michael Bay hasn't really done anything amazing since The Rock. I mean Armageddon was one of the worst movies ever made and then Pearl Harbor was just disturbingly bad except for the attack of course. I haft to give him some credit for making the biggest action movie ever made. He basically took ever violent idea you could put into a movie, and basically did. I mean people's heads get knocked off people explode. I think this had the most bullet in the head brain splatter effect I have seen ever in a movie. I think this is why I loved this movie. Hollywood has been making this pussy ass pg-13 rated movies and finally this comes along and rips away all of that and takes the violence to the next step. So far the cooler movies of the summer have been rated R, Matrix Reloaded and T3 and now this. I want to make this clear though... This movie is not like a "good" movie but if your a guy tired of seeing Legally Blonde 2 and Finding Nemo go see this and you will be able to vent your frustrations by laughing your ass off at the cursing and pointless violence. I mean take your girl friends for pay back for seeing all these stupid kid/teen movies. All I am going to say is this movie has taken action movies to a whole new level.

Overall: This has been my shortest review in a while, its because I don't really know how to explain this movie. I mean if your in the mood for some gun play, many explosions and fucking kick ass car chases for 2 hours and thirty minutes go see this, have fun. If your looking for a smart movie with good timing and a meaning behind it this really isn't what your looking for, wait till next week for Seabiscuit to come out. BB2 is just a summer movie and I mean it is one hell of a summer movie where the body count I think beat Total Recall.

Andy's Favorite Quote from BB2: "Don't hate the player, hate the game"